My Husband....

has had some pretty classic lines in our relatively short marriage.  Like the time he told me that if he knew then what he knows now, he wouldn't have married me (rest of the story here).  Or the time when he came home and told me that one of his co-workers said that I was a big girl.  Or like last month when he told me that he'd rather work on a project outside all day in inclement weather than spend 10 minutes inside working with me. 

Now, some wives would be offended, but anymore, these comments are just like water off a ducks back for me.  I try to regard them as cryptic comments that are chock full of love and admiration.  After all, every 5 years or so I get a little surprise like this, which definitely reaffirms his love for me, right?  

But, then again, there was this and this.


But seriously, I love this guy and whether he believes me or not, I find him incredibly entertaining.  


Until he comes home and starts conversations like this:

Jason:   If the world was taken over by zombies, and everyone you knew is a zombie, would you try to stay here and hide and hope that someone would come rescue you or would you set out on your own and try to find help?

Amy:  uncomfortable laugh, followed by moments of silence.  Turns and looks, and thinks "yep, he's really waiting for an answer." 

Uh, I don't really know....I would probably stay here and die from major anxiety.

Jason:  So what if I wasn't a zombie and I was going to go out looking for help, would you come or would you stay?

Amy:  Do we have kids at this point?

Jason:  No, they were zombies.

Amy:  I'm not sure.

Jason and Amy at same time:  You would come with me. 

                                                      I would come with you.

Amy:  We both know I don't do well being left behind.

And then, the conversation was over, and Jason just walked away.

Sometimes entertaining and annoying can be used interchangeably.