The Suspect:
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More evidence was discovered later in the evening when the mother of the suspect was putting away shirts in the younger brother's bedroom. The mother was too exhausted to deal with it.
The Weapon:
The Crime Scene:
No picture exists of the crime scene immediately following the crime. The crime scene was immediately disrupted by the mother upon discovery. The suspect was assumed to have been playing properly and peacefully with her younger brother during the time of the crime. The mother faults herself saying, "Every mother should know better. Anytime children are playing quietly somethings just not right."
The Verdict:
GUILTY
The Sentence:
Removal of all scissors within immediate reach of anyone under 5 feet tall. Sophie Scissorhands has been sentenced to a scissor free existence for an undisclosed amount of time. Use of scissors may be permitted at a later time under strict supervision.
The Slasher was also required to dispose of all her own articles of clothing that fell victim to her actions. She was heard yelling and crying, "But I love to wear my skirts!" as they were being placed in the trash.
She also received her first spanking from her father when he arrived upon the scene.
9 comments:
Ya gotta watch out for that Sophia Scissor Hands.....
She is so adorable! You are funny!
That.Is.Awesome. While I'm sure it wasn't so funny at the time, I'm still laughing as I type this.
Oh my gosh Amy, I am sorry but I am sitting here just laughing. That crazy girl! Did you do anything with her hair from the other night or did you just leave it? But hey at least she is cute, HUH?
Sohpie Scissor Hands is lucky I am not the mother who came into play at the scene of the crime. If it were, she would be renamed Sophie No-Hands. I love this post. I wish I had something funny and devastating to write about. And by the way, you need to cut way back on Castle. Your script was to life like....
hAHAHAAA...MY GOSHHHH!!It's funny now that I am not gasping as you call me to report the incident! Those skirts are gonna take lots of little floral designs to patch it up...or it could just become a new look! Maybe she will have her own clothing line someday if she is in to cutting that many pieces of fabric at this tender age!:) I should have kept the black leggings she cut here the other day behind the rocking chair...Re-examing them in my mind now...they were kinda cool looking...ya know that wild tiger got your pants kind of look!! hhaaaa...love my Bo..:) Love your post it was hilarious:)
OH No!!!!!! Well at least you have a good story now. haha, Sophie Scissorhands..classic.
Oh my goodness! So many clothes! And Batman's cape?! Poor Carson. But seriously, that precious little face. How can you be mad at that?
exhibit p just left me heart broken. :( she done up and clipped his wings. did you tell her, that now that she's grounded batman, he can no longer fight against evil and bad guys...and now they are all coming after her?
isn't it grand when your kids are L.B's and you have awesome things to blog about. well done, butchanan...or shall i call you berma?
Yeah, well, scissors are fun, you know! Poor Sophie. ;) Love your creative post. Who says you aren't just as funny and cool as Rachael? We have a bit of an impulsive little creature at our house who randomly cuts things up or draws on things...and she's almost 7!!
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